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good advice...go
find yourself a
qualified
counselor. Our
Strange Advice
Lady has been
found incompetent
to stand trial on
two separate
occasions and she
claims to channel
the spirit of Dear
Abby (the twin that
ISN"T dead).
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reconsider. All of these letters are made up and her advice isn't very
good, not even adequate. However, if you insist on writing send your
email to advice@thestrangetimes.com and she might answer your
letter in her column if she's taken her medication that day.
Dear Strange Advice Lady;
I am married to a wonderful man. He’s a terrific husband, a loving father and a good
provider. His only “flaw” is that he wakes up every night in the wee hours and apparently
thinks that he’s a chicken. This goes on for several hours before he goes back to sleep
and he wakes up with no memory of it at all.
This is my dilemma: I know that he should seek help from a doctor or possibly a
psychiatrist, but I need the eggs.
Likes My Eggs in Maryland
Dear Likes My Eggs;
Just because a comic has been dead for forty years doesn’t mean it’s all right to steal his
jokes.
Dear Strange Advice Lady;
I am a high school senior who happens to be an honor student and a captain on the varsity
basketball team. I’ve also had a part-time job at a grocery store for the past two years and I
saved up and bought my own car. Now I’ve been saving up for a really awesome car stereo.
Here is my problem; a classmate of mine offered to sell me the stereo of my dreams, nearly
new, for half what it costs at the store. The thing is, some other classmates tell me that this
stereo is almost certainly stolen. They say this kid was busted a year ago for stealing car
stereos. So, on the one hand I would dearly love to have that stereo, but on the other hand
I might be committing a crime by possessing stolen property.
So you can see my moral dilemma.
Wants To Do The Right Thing
Dear Wants To Do The Right Thing;
You did the right thing by writing to me to ask for advice. If the stereo is hot, and it sounds
like it almost certainly is, then it would be reprehensible for you to have to pay more than
thirty cents on the dollar. And make sure it works before you hand over one penny.
Sometimes they mess up the equipment in their haste to tear it out of the dashboard.
I am married to a wonderful man. He’s a terrific husband, a loving father and a good
provider. His only “flaw” is that he wakes up every night in the wee hours and apparently
thinks that he’s a chicken. This goes on for several hours before he goes back to sleep
and he wakes up with no memory of it at all.
This is my dilemma: I know that he should seek help from a doctor or possibly a
psychiatrist, but I need the eggs.
Likes My Eggs in Maryland
Dear Likes My Eggs;
Just because a comic has been dead for forty years doesn’t mean it’s all right to steal his
jokes.
Dear Strange Advice Lady;
I am a high school senior who happens to be an honor student and a captain on the varsity
basketball team. I’ve also had a part-time job at a grocery store for the past two years and I
saved up and bought my own car. Now I’ve been saving up for a really awesome car stereo.
Here is my problem; a classmate of mine offered to sell me the stereo of my dreams, nearly
new, for half what it costs at the store. The thing is, some other classmates tell me that this
stereo is almost certainly stolen. They say this kid was busted a year ago for stealing car
stereos. So, on the one hand I would dearly love to have that stereo, but on the other hand
I might be committing a crime by possessing stolen property.
So you can see my moral dilemma.
Wants To Do The Right Thing
Dear Wants To Do The Right Thing;
You did the right thing by writing to me to ask for advice. If the stereo is hot, and it sounds
like it almost certainly is, then it would be reprehensible for you to have to pay more than
thirty cents on the dollar. And make sure it works before you hand over one penny.
Sometimes they mess up the equipment in their haste to tear it out of the dashboard.
