This Month's List of Ten
This month we have a brand new topic:
The Top Ten Reasons Given By People Who Intend
to Vote Republican in November (or Independent if
They Happen to Live in Connecticut)
The Top Ten Reasons Given By People Who Intend
to Vote Republican in November (or Independent if
They Happen to Live in Connecticut)
1. I was born a Republican and I'll die a Republican. Even
if it means I die a little earlier.
2. My son is only sixteen and I want to make sure we’re
still at war when he’s old enough to go.
3. I’d rather have them in Washington than hanging
around my neighborhood.
4. I’m wealthy and they’re like Santa Claus.
5. It’s like an episode of Law & Order--I can’t wait to see
who gets arrested next.
6. I never met a minority that I liked.
7. Because I think the government should stop giving
money away to poor people and give it back to the rich
people who rightfully deserve it.
8. We need war in the Middle East to bring on the Rapture.
9. Um….what was the question?
10. I like their policy of only killing people who have
already been born.
if it means I die a little earlier.
2. My son is only sixteen and I want to make sure we’re
still at war when he’s old enough to go.
3. I’d rather have them in Washington than hanging
around my neighborhood.
4. I’m wealthy and they’re like Santa Claus.
5. It’s like an episode of Law & Order--I can’t wait to see
who gets arrested next.
6. I never met a minority that I liked.
7. Because I think the government should stop giving
money away to poor people and give it back to the rich
people who rightfully deserve it.
8. We need war in the Middle East to bring on the Rapture.
9. Um….what was the question?
10. I like their policy of only killing people who have
already been born.
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