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your help to keep us safe.
After all, they have other
things to worry about--like
getting re-elected in barely
a year. So, as a public
service, we offer these
fertilizer--and you live in an apartment building.
2. The guy in front of you in line at the airport keeps bending
down to tuck the wires back into his shoes.
3. You see a guy with a tattoo that says, “Born to be a Martyr.”
4. You see a guy that looks like Osama Bin Laden so you yell,
“Hey Osama!” and he turns his head.
5. You use your neighbor’s bathroom and he has American
flag toilet paper.
6. You see a car with a bumper sticker that says, “I’D RATHER
BE BLOWING SOMETHING UP.”
7. Your neighbor keeps referring to his car as “da bomb”--but
it’s just a beat-up ‘83 Chevy cargo van.
8. Your neighbor likes to come over and play the flight sim
game on your computer, but he always crashes it into a
building or nuclear plant.
9. Your neighbor has a big picture of Bin Laden hanging in his
rec room and it doesn’t even have a single dart hole.
10. You thought that the convenience store clerk was giving
all his customers a charming Arabic greeting--until you
discovered that he was actually saying “Death to all infidels.”
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