for in honor of the upcoming holiday. Of course,
we're referring to Veterans Day. So here is
Ten Things We Are Thankful For
years.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t run for president.
3. We live in the freest country in the world (except for
Canada, France, Sweden, the Netherlands and most of the
rest of western Europe).
4. Our government might be spying on us, but they’re too
inept to be very good at it.
5. We might live in a red state, but at least it’s not Florida.
6. At least booze is still legal.
7. We live don’t live in a country where the government
throws people in prison without charges and tortures
them. Not without a good reason anyway.
8. “The Simpsons” is still on the air.
9. Our federal government might be corrupt and
inefficient, but at least it’s funny as hell.
10. There’s no more Bushes that might want to run for
president. Oh, wait a second…
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