This Month's List of Ten
The new year is a time for resolutions, and
even the rich and famous make them. So
compare your list with these
Ten Celebrity's New Year's Resolutions
even the rich and famous make them. So
compare your list with these
Ten Celebrity's New Year's Resolutions
1. George W. Bush (U.S. President): I resolve to not
make any more promises to anybody. Uncompetent
people have totally screwed up my great victory.
2. Robert Gates (Secretary of Defense): I resolve to not
be taken in by the liberal media conspiracy to make us
believe that we’re not winning the war on terrorism in
Iraq.
3. Paris Hilton (Celebutante): I resolve to take more
acting and singing lessons before I act in another movie
or record another CD.
4. Mel Gibson (Actor/Director): I resolve to start
spending more time with my many Jewish friends and
completely overlook the fact that they killed Jesus Christ.
5. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House): I resolve to be a
royal pain in the president’s butt for the next two years.
6. Robert Downey Jr. (Actor/Addict): I resolve to not do
any more booze or drugs. I won’t do any less…just not
any more than I already do.
7. Hugh Hefner (Media Mogul): I resolve to cut back on
the Viagra. Even my back is getting stiff.
8. Mick Jagger (Rock Star): I resolve to finally
retire…until next year’s fabulous comeback tour!
9. Ronald Reagan (Former President) (communicating
through medium Hortense Luminosi): I resolve to haunt
our nation’s Capitol until all of the tax-and-spend liberals
have been scared away for good.
10. Condoleeza Rice (Secretary of State): I resolve to
update my resume and line up some lucrative job offers.
make any more promises to anybody. Uncompetent
people have totally screwed up my great victory.
2. Robert Gates (Secretary of Defense): I resolve to not
be taken in by the liberal media conspiracy to make us
believe that we’re not winning the war on terrorism in
Iraq.
3. Paris Hilton (Celebutante): I resolve to take more
acting and singing lessons before I act in another movie
or record another CD.
4. Mel Gibson (Actor/Director): I resolve to start
spending more time with my many Jewish friends and
completely overlook the fact that they killed Jesus Christ.
5. Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House): I resolve to be a
royal pain in the president’s butt for the next two years.
6. Robert Downey Jr. (Actor/Addict): I resolve to not do
any more booze or drugs. I won’t do any less…just not
any more than I already do.
7. Hugh Hefner (Media Mogul): I resolve to cut back on
the Viagra. Even my back is getting stiff.
8. Mick Jagger (Rock Star): I resolve to finally
retire…until next year’s fabulous comeback tour!
9. Ronald Reagan (Former President) (communicating
through medium Hortense Luminosi): I resolve to haunt
our nation’s Capitol until all of the tax-and-spend liberals
have been scared away for good.
10. Condoleeza Rice (Secretary of State): I resolve to
update my resume and line up some lucrative job offers.
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