coming up this month. That’s right--
Presidents Day. No, actually we’re
talking about Valentines Day, of
course. Everybody knows what the
“safe” gifts are; flowers, candy,
anything involving precious metals
and/or rare gems. But some
people prefer to be creative. So,
as a warning to those people we
have compiled this list of
2. A subscription to your favorite magazine.
3. A case of Slim-Fast.
4. Power tools (for a woman).
5. Make-up (for a man).
6. A membership to the NRA.
7. A real badger, stuffed and mounted in an attack position.
8. A box of assorted flavored condoms.
9. A five gallon jug of motor oil.
10. A human heart floating in a jar of formaldehyde.
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