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birthday rolling around
so he’s starting to feel
his age. So, in order
to further torture him
we have compiled this
list of
2. You were born into a world without cable television.
3. You learned to type on a typewriter (an ancient transcribing
device that actually stamped the letters directly onto a sheet of
paper).
4. You once had an eight track tape player in your car.
5. When your kids go out drinking they’re not breaking the law
anymore.
6. When you were in high school the only computers in existence
took up a whole room at a big university or government agency
somewhere.
7. You always vote.
8. The first concert ticket you ever bought only cost $6.50 and you
got down in front of the stage. Now you pay ten times that amount
for the cheap seats up in the rafters.
9. You can remember when Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden
were both considered friends of America because they were fighting
our enemies in Iran and the Soviet Union.
10. You think the newer slang sounds silly and the newer music all
sucks compared to the music of MY day.
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